Lady Danielle

Brace yourselves, readers. You're entering a blog with belligerent rants/reviews, chaotic writings, incompetent; pointless fangirling... and, oh yeah, GIFS. Fuckloads of them... did I also mention some swearing? I'm an eighteen-year-old girl majoring in Theatre Arts. I may not be an excellent writer, but gosh, I love doing it.

Received their Hogwarts letter (Followers)

Currently reading

Sara B. Larson
Progress: 40/323 pages
A Clash of Kings
George R.R. Martin
Progress: 280/784 pages
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
J.K. Rowling, Mary GrandPré
Progress: 200/752 pages
The Name of the Wind
Patrick Rothfuss

Thank God this was free... NO MONEY WASTED. :D

Turned (Vampire Journals, Book 1) - Morgan Rice

"A book to rival TWILIGHT and VAMPIRE DIARIES, and one that will have you wanting to keep reading until the very last page! If you are into adventure, love and vampires this book is the one for you!"

Twilight? No.

Vampire Diaries? The books? Hell no. The TV series? Absolutely not.

Speshul 18 year old Caitlin only wants to be an anonymity at her high school. Speshul Caitlin is too “weird” for people. Too boring. Too plain. Nothing speshul about speshul Caitlin. 

“… she felt alone. Not because she was the only white girl – she actually preferred that. Some of her closest friends had been Black, Spanish, Asian, Indian – and some of her meanest frienemies had been white.”

PAUSE. I’m going to have to stop this passage right there. Is this author kidding me? Is she really pulling out the race card? Is she really making Blacks, Spanish, etc., out to be feral individuals? I mean, the author clearly stated everyone in her new high school were acting like wild animals: attacking each other, screaming and yelling, etc…. AND NONE OF THEM ARE WHITE. So she tries to pull out the “oh I had friends who were black” “Oh I had friends who were Spanish” “Oh I had friends who were Asian” shit to make us give her the OK to write offensive shit like this. Give me a break. I saw right through this horribly plotted, banal, and pathetic writing. 

This was, by far, one of the most unrealistic and idiotic books I’ve ever read. Bob-wired gates at a high school? Dozens of policemen armed with weapons at the front entrance barking off orders? A FUCKING METAL DETECTOR? BARS AND FUCKING CAGES ON ALL THE WINDOWS? Really?! 

“That’s right, Barack! Give the white girl your seat” One kid yelled.
“Your name is Barack?” I asked the boy.
“No, that’s just what they call me. They think I look like Obama”.

I dropped the fucking book right here. Fuck this dumb ass book. Fuck this dumb ass writing. 
I can’t tell which is sad – the fact that the author wrote this or the fact that thousands of people love this book (I read this on wattpad, btw). I’m done with the world.