Brace yourselves, readers. You're entering a blog with belligerent rants/reviews, chaotic writings, incompetent; pointless fangirling... and, oh yeah, GIFS. Fuckloads of them... did I also mention some swearing? I'm an eighteen-year-old girl majoring in Theatre Arts. I may not be an excellent writer, but gosh, I love doing it.
Excuse any grammatical errors, just wanted to write this before I head off to bed. I'm exhausted.
I definitely can't have only ONE book for this one. You may have noticed I'm missing Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, that's because I haven't read that one three times; rather, twice. The rest of the HP series I find myself going back to them once every three months or so. I've the HP series so many times, they've never gotten old. The first books my child (if I ever have one) will read will be Harry Potter. Do I really need to explain why these are on this list????
Ingo by Helen Dunmore: I remember reading this book in 7th grade; I've never wanted to be a mermaid so much. There's some type of spell on Ingo -- I dunno, guys, reading this makes me feel as though I'm on an island. I cherish Ms Dunmore's books (Igno is book one; Tideknot book two; The Deep book three; The Crossing of Ingo the final instalment [I still haven't read this one yet]). I read book one more than three times and books two as well as three only two times. Funny short story: In 9th grade this sophomore saw that I was reading Ingo and the Tideknot; she was telling me how much she loved mermaids and wanted to borrow the books when I was finished with them. So, me being extremely nice and all, I let her borrow them and GUESS THE FUCK WHAT?! The girl never gave them back. There was a month before school ended and everyday of that month I asked her for my books. She kept saying, 'Oh my god I keep forgetting I'm so sorry I'll bring them to you tomorrow.' I swear, I had this urge to follow her home, break into her house, and ask for my books. I never got them back.
I had to re-buy them. (rubs temples) Never again will I ever let someone borrow my books. NEVER.
Breaking Dawn: I really enjoyed this. My favourite from the saga. Nuff said.